sitting on a couch
getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana
Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch
Oh, I was sitting on a couch
sitting on a couch
It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
sitting on pete's couch
the act of smoking marijuana
Dude, what happened today?
Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.
Whoa. You must be wasted.
Do you have any Twinkies?
Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.
Whoa. You must be wasted.
Do you have any Twinkies?
sitting couch
A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Sitting couch?
ill be there in 5
ill be there in 5