Situationals
a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.
example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?
friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.
example 2:
good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?
friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.
example 2:
good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
The Situation
Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"
"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
The Situation
A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."
"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
The Situation
A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
situation
Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
Situation
The situation .. yours never changed
Never does ..
Despite what you write
Soon?
lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..
I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …
There were openings ..
But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening
I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …
XWifey mk2 vibes
No thanks …
Got used to cuddling up to myself …
And talking to myself …
At least I know where I stand then ..
Don’t think you have the same problem ..
Never does ..
Despite what you write
Soon?
lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..
I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …
There were openings ..
But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening
I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …
XWifey mk2 vibes
No thanks …
Got used to cuddling up to myself …
And talking to myself …
At least I know where I stand then ..
Don’t think you have the same problem ..
Situation .. can’t do bs
Won’t do bs
Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in
Won’t do bs
Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in
The Situation
When a man has a hard on.
It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.