situational autism
When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.