Situationize
When you dont do something depending on the situation.
You dont situationize properly.
situationism
a word that describes any situation that is out of hand or abnormal that happens to you and your boys and/or girls.
"holy fuck i can't believe we jacked that dude at 7/11 with a water gun full of piss that was situationism for sure."
Situationally attractive
A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.
*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.
Situationally Gay
Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.
No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.
Situationally Ghetto
The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.
Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?
Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.
Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.
Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
situationally gay
Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.
What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.
Situationalize
putting yourself in a situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.
whenver i am having a deep conversation with someone, i like to situationalize myself into what their sharing with me.