Six Finger Discount
Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
(Less-Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
(Less-Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!