Sizzledicked
A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.
Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"
Sizzledick
Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.
Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?
Sizzledick
Taking a penis and putting it on a fine pad to sizzle it to make smoke alarms go off
Sizzledick Oh no someone must’ve done a sizzle dick we must go turn off the fire alarms