Sizzuhs
The incorrect spelling and pronunciation of scissors, said by Doc Roe from Band of Brothers and probably people from Louisiana.
Doc: You got any sizzuhs there?
Guy: What?
Doc: Sizzuhs. You got any?
Guy: SAY IT RIGHT AND I MIGHT ANSWER.
Guy: What?
Doc: Sizzuhs. You got any?
Guy: SAY IT RIGHT AND I MIGHT ANSWER.