Skadoosh-bag
Douche-bag, but much more fun to say.
Steve: Skadoooooooosshhhhhhhh, Skadoooooooshhhh, SKADOOOOOOOOOOSHSHHHHH!!!!!
Bret: Shut the fuck up, Steve!
Steve: FUCK YOU SKADOOSH-BAG!!!
Bret: Shut the fuck up, Steve!
Steve: FUCK YOU SKADOOSH-BAG!!!