Skaife

One who cannot pronounce thier "R's". Instead they sound like "W's". Also seems to have ADHD and sniffin'. Smells like B-dissy (Booty, dick, and the pussy). Don't sit on his lucky sock cause you might get pregnant or the AIDS Eye.

A term used in Australia to describe those teenage hoons who cruise the streets in their commodores / falcons who think that they are "fully sick".

The term "Skaife" coming form the V8 super car driver Mark Skaife. The term "wannabe" coming from try-hard.
So it's really Skaife + Wannabe.
A "Mark Skaife Tryhard".

How to identify Skaife Wannabes:
* Driving (usually) a Commodore / Falcon (one that P Platers can afford)
* 'P' Plates up
* HSV / FPV Body Kit
* Loud stereo up full bore
* Playing bogan metal or 'doof-doof-doof' music
* Thinking that they can drive like V8 supercar driver
Personally:
* Hat backwards
* shirt off
-If no shirt is present it will most likely be a Holden or Ford racing shirt.
* Sunglasses on
* One hand on wheel
* Arm out window
* Stares at everything as they go by

See also: the Term "Bogan"

A Kik Ass Holden V8Supercar Driver from Australia. His nickname is Skaifey. V8supercars is a major sport in Australia. Its were approximately 35 drivers meet 13 times (rounds) a year to compete for the v8supercar championship. Every round consists of anywhere from 1 to 3 races. The driver who places the highest in the races, becomes the round winner. The driver who wins the most rounds becomes Championship Winner. Mark Skaife has won this championship numerous times. The only cars allowed to be used for this championship are Holdens and Fords. They have a V8 engine in them, which the teams are allowed to modify for greater performance