Skald
This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.
Warrior poet or not...
skalde
an extremely bald man, who usually gets very angry over small things
skalde: Fuck off you fucking idiot its not funny you called me gay!
you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit
you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit