skalde
an extremely bald man, who usually gets very angry over small things
skalde: Fuck off you fucking idiot its not funny you called me gay!
you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit
you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit
Skald
This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.
Warrior poet or not...