Skankees
Skankees - (1)The REAL name for the NY Yankees (2)A nickname for the gayest baseball team in the AL
Will likes the Skankees over the Red Sox.
Skankees
NY Yankee fans who wear team apparel,such as hats and jerseys,for long periods of time. They wear their teams gear even though it is filthy and smelly.
"Oh hey Jerry,i can smell that you are wearing your Skankees hat today even though i am blind."
"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."
"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."
Skankee Sheets
The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.
Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!
Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.
Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.
Skankees Hats
Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.
Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."
Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"
Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"
yankee doodle skankee pee
peeing in a yankees hat and putting it on an ex gf or bf's head
"yankee doodle skankee pee"
you: YANKEE DOODLE!!!! you skank
Her: what the haggid is this? ughhhhhhh fresh urin!!!!!!
you: YANKEE DOODLE!!!! you skank
Her: what the haggid is this? ughhhhhhh fresh urin!!!!!!