Skanktegory
Classification system in regards to women with an overabundance of makeup, low self esteem, practice sexual promiscuity, questionable personal hygiene, and thoughtless hair styles. Used extensively in regards to rating women with whom Tiger Woods has had relations.
I'd say Lindsey ranks as a 2 on the skanktegory scale; although she may be docked a rank once she gets the paternity test results back from the clinic.