Skanky Sea Slut
A common beach hooker that hangs out at the waterfront all day hoping to snag a man with her 50ft man-pole. Most likely never fully washes all the sand out of her vagina/mangina or bathes otherwise than in the sea water, therefore rendering her skanky and useless to mankind.
Little Tommy exclaimed "Look mommy! I think I see a Skanky Sea Slut in the water."
"No, little Tommy that is just Paris Hilton."
"No, little Tommy that is just Paris Hilton."