Skateboard

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".

The best damn sport around. No coaches, no team. A big thanks to ESPN, Slim Jim and every other corporation for ruining what we have.

Something you should do for fun, not for your image!

A piece of wood with Trucks, Wheels, Bearings, Griptape, and Hardware. Many people love to do this, but most of them are just posers who suck at it. Only posers say "skateboard", you're supposed to say "skate".

One of the greatest creations of all time. Piece of very durable wood, 1 set of trucks, 2 bearings per wheel, 4 wheels, brushings, and grip tape. Used by people who want to have fun, relieve stress, or just be themselves.

a shaped plywood device that when used is the equivalent of gradual suicide...
provides satisfaction to those people whom are hard to satisfy...

skateboarding is not an image thing...

skateboarding = passion for pain...