skatertg
Someone who is a "skatertg" is also known as a 1337 or "leet" haxor or "hacker". A skatertg normally resides in its natural habitat of The Tech Game but if it is stirred and moved away from its natural habitat it becomes angry and starts to unleash his 1337 haxor skills on other surrounding intarweb beings.
The skatertg awoke from his Tech Game bed to find a hippie standing at the end of his bed. So the skatertg became enraged and unleashed the full force of his 1337 haxor-ness onto the hippie.