bekka

"Bekka" means "hot mama".

Beautiful smart independent. Loves people an animals. Confident gorgeous. Sassy attitude

A Bekka will not let you sleep in it's bed.

If you try to, a Bekka will oust you by playing Shania Twain very loudly.

In their natural habitats, Bekkas spend most of their time foraging for cans of tuna fish and bottles of orange fanta.

They have wild hair, and are sometimes spotted at the watering hole wearing nothing but a tiny, pink dressing gown, before they go scavaging for bus fare.

The best way to catch a Bekka, should you wish to keep one as a pet/experiment etc, is to lure into your garden using bottles of cheap white cider, and the promise of a few joints... And maybe some Crunchy Nut Cluster a little later on.

Bekka is the most amazing person. She is super sweet & fun & gorgeous & she has the best eyelashes & she’s an amazing friend. She gives good advice and she’s always down for a super fun movie night (and she always conveniently has a projector). You probably met her in your dorm bathroom and had a super awkward conversation while you were brushing your teeth but then you became friends anyway and you’re happy about that. Bekka’s are great. Get you a Bekka ❤️

A Bekka is known for its smaller stature and chaotic nature. They are typically seen foraging for compliments from the friends that will tolerate them. Though the Bekka enjoys to Gaslight Gatekeep and Girlboss their way through life, they always end up being the ones being girlbossed by the wild Sherrys, Ray-s, and Noveleds.