Skiddadle
To escape an undesirable/uncomfortable place or situation by leaving, usually in haste.
Looks like it's time for me to skiddadle out of here.
Skiddadle Skidoodle
Your dick is now a noodle!
you:''skiddadle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle''
Your friends:*looks down pants* ''oh shit''
Your friends:*looks down pants* ''oh shit''