Skidious
A rank ass dirty chode-havin’ NPC who is oblivious to the world around him and was programmed by the matrix. Skidious’s are usually lurking around everywhere you look, blending in like your normal skid. However, Upon having a Conversation with this Normal Seeming Indiviual you will find he is in fact not and is really a Skidious.
Hey Margret! Do you see that Skidious over there standing on the bench making out with a slinky toy?