Skimming

Short for "skimboarding", the sport of running and jumping on a specially made board and skimming over the surface of the water (usually at the beach). The 2 types of skimming are:

- Sandskimming -
Done by skimming parallel to the beach across a thin layer of water, usually on a sandbar or other flat area. Almost all skimmers start this way, although there's lots of room for expertise with advanced sandskimming tricks.

- Wave-riding -
With wave riding you start higher on the beach, and run down the slope hopefully getting on your board before the shoal drops off. From there you ride out to a wave, carve into it and ride it in, performing your bag of tricks along the way.

The action of making a lady orgasm whilst using the vibration of an electric trimmer to shorten her pubes. Someone can make you skim or you can make yourself skim.

A sex act involving rimming but with a mouthful of Skittles

This is the act of hanging around a nightclub or pub to the last hours of the night to pick up the drunken uglies that remain.

The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.

The act of taking a middleman or drug dealer taking a portion of the product for himself after receiving it from the next person up before selling it to customers, especially when this act is done covertly, IE among friends.

The thin layer of water that covers the sand after a wave breaks. Also, the action of skimboarding.