Skinny Syndrome
A Fat bitch that is clearly wearing the wrong clothing size, winch she looks like she has tried to poor herself into a top, coat, pants, jeans, skirt, or dress and has clearly failed at doing so in the attempts of trying to make herself appear skinny or because is in denial that he is not a size 12 anymore and is clearly a size 18.
Wow, look at her with the muffin top jeans over there. She clearly is suffering from Skinny Syndrome!
Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)
PSS is an unfortunate and humiliating syndrome. It occurs when a skinny person becomes fat - and has yet to realize it. Although their physical appearance has changed drastically - this person still exhibits skinny people behaviour.This behaviour includes sitting on laps, bouncing around and wearing tight, revealing clothing.
"Wow Laura totally has Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)She's crushing that poor guy's lap - and that's the same shirt she used to wear when she was 6 sizes smaller...
skinny dickarm syndrome
a disorder when a person, usually a man, is born with physically small, skinny and weak arms. Their arms may not literally look like a dick.
Man, Justin Bieber must have skinny dickarm syndrome. There are dicks that are bigger than his arms.
Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome
The occurance of large genitalia in men who might otherwise be considered less sexually appealing in modern society.
I was worried that Gordon, my latest date, would be less than well endowed but man, he had serious Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome.
Skinny Bitch Syndrome
Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
In fiction: (This is the digest, people. In real life the display of SBS is much more understated and takes time to discover)
SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."
Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!
In real life:
Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*
SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."
Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!
In real life:
Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*
skinny prick syndrome
a really anorexic or really skinny person who thinks they are road but every human can fuck them up, they always go to partys to get girls in their drunk moment- the girls weak point.
"looks like that negros got skinny prick syndrome"
skinny man syndrome
Guys who vary from short to average height, always very skinny/low in bodyweight. They tend to be verbally and physically very aggressive in order to compensate for their feeble figure, that of which they closely correlate with their self-worth. They slam their desks when playing video games, curse out their so-called friends, and basically rage at the slightest inconvenience in life. They're usually white, have almost never been beaten as a child, and have absolutely no respect for themselves or anybody else. It's basically the more severe version of napoleon syndrome.
Henry: Yo, I heard slamming and screaming noises the whole night and I'm was on the other side of the hall.
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome