Skittlebrow
A mythological, haunted shit that is responsible for toilet clogs leading to overflows resulting in a sea of fecal matter spilling like shitty lava all ones bathroom floor.
The ghost of fiber enthusiast Colonel Skittlebrow. Many believe his legacy lives on through the toilets he clogs from beyond on the grave.
The ghost of fiber enthusiast Colonel Skittlebrow. Many believe his legacy lives on through the toilets he clogs from beyond on the grave.
(two friends standing knee deep in a cesspool of fecal matter)
Friend 1: Looks like ol' Skittlebrow got the best of us this time
Friend 2: (puking)
Friend 1: DAMN YOU SKITTLEBROW!!! GODDAMN IT!!
(falling to his knees... in the shit)
Friend 1: Looks like ol' Skittlebrow got the best of us this time
Friend 2: (puking)
Friend 1: DAMN YOU SKITTLEBROW!!! GODDAMN IT!!
(falling to his knees... in the shit)