Skittle Skootchin'
Skittle Skootchin' is when you stuff a bunch of crayons up your ass and then draw pictures of yourself jacking off with your ass crayons, incessantly, like OCD-style.
Mom: I feel so ashamed having caught you Skittle Skootchin' again.
Son: Then please stop making me go to your lame ass church.
Son: Then please stop making me go to your lame ass church.