Skoro

Someone who pretends to go hunting, but instead goes to see his secret boyfriend, and asks him for a dance in a merely crowded place.

Skotch on the rocks

"Skoro" is a joke lastname for the Croatian musician-turned-politician Miroslav Škoro. The name became a joke after Miroslav lost 2 elections, first the presidential ones and then for the mayor of the capital city of Croatia, Zagreb.

The joke is based on the language, due to "skoro" meaning "almost" in Croatian, and he was close to winning them both times.