Skrimmage
Used to describe something particularly messy or unpleasant.
Can be used in the positive tense, ironically.
Can be used in the positive tense, ironically.
I hated cleaning up after your petrol tank cracked. That mess was just plain skrimmage.
Thumb Skrimmage
The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.
Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.