Skumpachino
Coffee and semen.
Waitress: "He never tips"
Barista: "That's ok, he just got a skumpachino..."
Waitress: "WTF?"
Barista: "I took his cup to the back, and pumped in some skump. He got the tip this time!"
Barista: "That's ok, he just got a skumpachino..."
Waitress: "WTF?"
Barista: "I took his cup to the back, and pumped in some skump. He got the tip this time!"