skyjack
Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.
The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.
Skyjacked
The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.
Aw, crap!
Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!
Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!
SkyJack
When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.
He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.
Skyjack
verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.
While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.
skyjacker
Someone who prefers to masturbate in aviation vessels
Why does that guy ride this airplane all the damn time?" "I heard his only way to get off is to masturbate in airplanes; he's a skyjacker
Skyjacked
The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.
On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.