Skynder Syndrome

A condition that some feral creatures in the furry community suffer from. Despite being four legs (therefore built like normal animals), they have somehow been born with (usually) over-sized gazongas on their upper chest. This definition is derived from the original huge-boobed version of skylanders Cynder, AKA Skynder. Also, what the FUCK were you thinking, Activision? There are Feminists who play that game with the emasculated and/or man-hating kids! Don't you know Feminists are allergic to huge tits? You should have pandered by making her a land whale, not a goth!!!