Skytrain
The SkyTrain is a two-line urban mass transit system in Metro Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Vancouver's Subway.
Vancouver's Subway.
I'll meet you at burrard's skytrain station.
SkyTrain
Mass transit system of Metro Vancouver. It is cool as fuck because all 3 lines are fully automated. Place for dirty Tim Hortons cups to be thrown.
Visitor: Hey y’all, how do I ride the subway?
Vancouverite: SkyTrain. It’s called SkyTrain.
Vancouverite: SkyTrain. It’s called SkyTrain.
Mark 1 Skytrain
The oldest most haunted stock on the Skytrain Network.
Versions:
- 1.100 {#1-56 > original
- 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s
- 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old
- 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction
Synonyms + Why:
- Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies
- Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying.
- Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens
- Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey!
- Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there)
- Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered
- Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
Versions:
- 1.100 {#1-56 > original
- 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s
- 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old
- 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction
Synonyms + Why:
- Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies
- Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying.
- Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens
- Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey!
- Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there)
- Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered
- Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
1) Avoid the Mark 1 Skytrain at all cost its better to wait for a M2 or 3, unless you are keen to experience sheer horror from paranormal activity! Ride if you dare, but don't say I didn't warn you if you see a spirit and it follows you home haunting you day and night appearing in your dreams, or even worse, getting stuck in a parallel dimension!
2) I call the Mark 1 Skytrains the Chicken Slaughter Pooey Booey Bouncing Crying Haunted trains i.e. CSPBBCH Trains. The CSPBBCH Skytrains have a personality of their own, having absorbed + charged up by all the emotions of the passengers over the decades, some good some of pure violence, suicide, death, and evil! This is how a lot of hauntings and poltergeists develop, some intelligent, some residual.
3) Stay off the Mark 1 Skytrains! I had nightmares of these trains where when I enter it was normal but it took me thru a wormhole and everyone dissapeared, the seats replaced with work tables and saws of a mobile poultry processing factory, blood and dead chicken carcasses were everywhere with the smell of death and decomposition, then horrific apparitions started appearing and I started to hear voices and evil laughter!
4) They should really cut the outhouse section off and covert it into outhouses when these ancient Mark 1 trains are retired.
5) They should start playing "poopie poopie poopie poo poopie boobie haunted poo" to announce the Mark 1's arrival to serve as a warning!
(Boobie Train and "Boo!" - yes, pun intended)
2) I call the Mark 1 Skytrains the Chicken Slaughter Pooey Booey Bouncing Crying Haunted trains i.e. CSPBBCH Trains. The CSPBBCH Skytrains have a personality of their own, having absorbed + charged up by all the emotions of the passengers over the decades, some good some of pure violence, suicide, death, and evil! This is how a lot of hauntings and poltergeists develop, some intelligent, some residual.
3) Stay off the Mark 1 Skytrains! I had nightmares of these trains where when I enter it was normal but it took me thru a wormhole and everyone dissapeared, the seats replaced with work tables and saws of a mobile poultry processing factory, blood and dead chicken carcasses were everywhere with the smell of death and decomposition, then horrific apparitions started appearing and I started to hear voices and evil laughter!
4) They should really cut the outhouse section off and covert it into outhouses when these ancient Mark 1 trains are retired.
5) They should start playing "poopie poopie poopie poo poopie boobie haunted poo" to announce the Mark 1's arrival to serve as a warning!
(Boobie Train and "Boo!" - yes, pun intended)
running a skytrain
Running a train on someone but in British Columbia
Person 1: did you gang bang carley?
Person 2: yeah bud we ran a skytrain on her
present tense: running a skytrain
Person 2: yeah bud we ran a skytrain on her
present tense: running a skytrain