Skyward Sword
Latest installment to the Zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.
Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.
Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.
"Skyward Sword might be as good as Ocarina of Time."
Skyward Sword
The little piece of AWESOME that Nintendo are bringing out for Wii next year. Most people hate its graphics, but I think they're pretty cool. I can't wait... ^_^
The trailer has had lyrics added to it by Tobuscus. I suggest you look at it. :)
The trailer has had lyrics added to it by Tobuscus. I suggest you look at it. :)
Zelda nerd 1: OMG!!! I can't wait for Skyward Sword!
Zelda nerd 2: I know, right! All weird peoples dont like the graphics.
Tobuscus: *sings the trailer*
Zelda nerds: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda nerd 2: I know, right! All weird peoples dont like the graphics.
Tobuscus: *sings the trailer*
Zelda nerds: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skyward Sword
A proudly erected penis.
"Dude, I just saw the hottest girl ever."
"I believe you. I can see you have a Skyward Sword..."
"I believe you. I can see you have a Skyward Sword..."
Skyward Sword
One of the worst pieces of shit in media ever with the worst story imaginable. IT contains a corny and toxic romance between link and Zelda, a mean crybaby Zelda, a clingy selfish Link, a final boss that is a villain for no reason, and a forced ending that didn't make sense.
Person 1: I hate Skyward Sword because of the motion controls and linearity but loved the story and characters. Zelink was such a cute couple and Zelda was so funny and sweet.
Me: Are you kidding me? The story and characters was what made the game so bad in the first place and zelink is toxic, Zelda is a bitch, she ain't funny at all nor is she as sweet as you think it is. She loves to push her boyfriend, yells at him, wakes him up for no reason, and Link is still clinging to her like a son would with his goddamn mother.
Me: Are you kidding me? The story and characters was what made the game so bad in the first place and zelink is toxic, Zelda is a bitch, she ain't funny at all nor is she as sweet as you think it is. She loves to push her boyfriend, yells at him, wakes him up for no reason, and Link is still clinging to her like a son would with his goddamn mother.
Skyward Swording
Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.
Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."