Slackbonics
Slackbonics - speaking as though you went to college, graduated AND went back for the Ph. D, never having sat in a single college lecture.
Ex: Person 1: "So, you hear Randy tell 'em how to fix that shit, all articulate-like?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that slackbonics goes right over my head most the time."
Person 2: "Yeah, that slackbonics goes right over my head most the time."