sladzene
n. Gentleman's reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine
The bird said she'd buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the crapper, but all she got was a sladzene!