SLAG2PAPP

Acronym for Someone with an indefinite Lag time till they realize they're Slaves to Pompous Ass Preserving Protocols. Nearly synonymous with tool but more lavishly slavish. Also sees eye to eye with obsequious sycophants. This type person is deeply offended when an observation is made such as "groupthinkstinks because it panders to the lowest common denominator of base human nature". The cults of political personalities and party affiliationists thrive on these types.