slammed ham
Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
slamming ham
Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
Slam Ham
Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.
Slam-Hammed
Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.
After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.
Christmas slam ham
Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.
The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.
slam the ham
Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.
"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
Slamming the ham
the act of beating ones meat or masturbation
I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off