slammy stick
When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.
Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.
Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.
Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.