[Slam Tam]

Lindsey's drunk alter ego. A woman hell bent on having a fucking awesome time by slamming many a drink rapidly and often. Slam tam has several catchphrases including: "I like to party!" and "I fuck on the first date." If you encounter slam tam do not be afraid for she is a kind drunk who just wants to party.

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.

The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.

Feeding her Tim Tams while she does tricks on it.

A Tim Tam Slam is when you fill a glass with milk, bite 2 corners off the end of a Tim Tam, and use the Tim Tam as a straw. The milk then tastes like chocolate, and it is an Australian delicacy.

How to perform a Tim Tam Slam:
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.

Tim Slamming Tiffany Tam in various ways such as punching, pushing, or rough sex.