Slap a blonde day
On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.
Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person
National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde