slap a brunette day
October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.
*Slaps brunette*
brunette: “Why did you slap me?”
me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!
brunette: “Why did you slap me?”
me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!
National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde