Slap-A-Johnny
Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan
Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!
Slap little johnny behind the ears
A term for having sex
My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.