slap cake
The term slap cake is used when the word twat swat is not socially accepted ie around the grandparents
While at the mall you yell slap cake and slap your girlfriend in the pussy the word twat swat is unacceptable when children are around
Carrot Cake Slaps
The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake
“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”