slapcrap
the act of grabbing a large piece of shit wrapping it in a paper towel and slapping your friend across the face while they are passed out.
Mike: Shhhhhhhh Joes passed out
Joe: ZzZzZz....
Mike: SLAPCRAP! WACK RIGHT IN JOES FACE!
Joe: ZzZzZz....
Mike: SLAPCRAP! WACK RIGHT IN JOES FACE!