slap master
Slap Master: a guy who claims to bang lots of women, when in reality he jerks off every day.
Office slave 1: Chris told me he's banged 300 chick's.
Office slave 2: Really? That Slap Master got suspended from work after bossman caught him jerking off in the restroom! He doesn't get chick's. He beats off.
Office slave 2: Really? That Slap Master got suspended from work after bossman caught him jerking off in the restroom! He doesn't get chick's. He beats off.