Slapping caps
To be full of malarkey
You’re slapping caps man, no way you slept with her
Cap-Slap
While fucking, the male busts a nut in the girl's hat then proceed to put the hat back on her head.
I am about to cum, give me you hat so i can Cap-Slap you bitch.
Cap Slap
Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.
Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”
Knee cap slap
This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.
Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru
Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru
Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch
(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"