Slapping-Dicks
When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.
Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
slap dick
slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
slap dick
a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.
Slap dick
Another way of saying “fuck you”,or it is said when you don’t care about someone or something
Vanessa:”yo do you like Camille Rowe?”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”
Taylor:”no she can really slap dick.”
slap dick
1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
slap-dick
usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..
John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"
Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."
Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."
Slap Dick
A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.
The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.
For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.
K, guy, lets play Slap Dick, no pube shots!