Slapping patties
otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.
Those old farts are slapping patties.
Patty Slap
to be slapped in the face with a hamburger, or any other type of patty. (Used in the movie Lords of Dogtown.)
*Skip slaps Tony in the face with a hamburger patty.*
Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"
Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"
patty-slap
The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.
"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."
Patty Slap
To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.
Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!
The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap
The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
Patty Slap
To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
Patty Slapped
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.