Slapping The Clown
Jocular coinage for male masturbation...
Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
slap this clown
to leave a party and/or establishment
"Yo this party is lame, let's slap this clown!"
Slap the clown
Subtle alternative to "jerk off".
Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!