Slapping the monkey
British slang for masturbation
John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
Slapping the monkey
It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
slapped the monkey
Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
slap your monkey
The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.
Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey
slap monkey
~adj.-
1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.