slap poo

when you have a dangly poo and instead of letting it drop you slap it off its hinges into the wall

Standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand

When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.