slap the dog
VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs
i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog
slap the dog
VerB: to throw in the towel, give up, or quit
yo, after i hit the bitch fo' times, i slapped the dog!
slap dog
Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.
Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.