slap the titty
A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
..."You have a drinking problem."
national slap a titty day
On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.
"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"
well slap my titties and call me sally
when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally
SHIT YOU A GIRL
HELL YA
SHIT YOU A GIRL
HELL YA
Slap titty tuesday
Its where boys go up to girls and smack them in the boob.
A boy who acts like a clown thinks: “it’s slap titty tuesday let’s slap sum.”
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*
Slaps Man tittie's
A show of dominance from one man to another
Man 1: shakes hand then slaps man tittie's proceeds to walk away
Man 2: slowly get depressed
Man 2: slowly get depressed